January 5, 2010 Subject:
...the Earth is being attacked by humbugs! The humbugs are huge and stick together just like in your pocket, only this time they form an alien space ship. This film is a bit of an excuse to show clips of old Gamera movies, but they are all the same so you might not notice. Poor Gamera is really wasting his/her time on Earth if you ask me. There must be a quieter planet to live on, and especially one without irritating boy scouts who just get you into fights. The aliens manage to take over Gamera's mind to make it try to destroy Earth, much carnage ensues, but thanks to the boy scouts he gets free and it all ends with a fight to the death with an Alessi Juicy Salif Lemon Juicer. Sadly the boy scouts don't get killed but I didn't expect they would.
Ever since I was a kid and saw Gamera in a movie, I have actively seeked out any opportunity to see the flying turtle battle whatever foe possible. As one Japanese kid said in one of the Gamera movies, "Gamera - friend of children!"
I found a box turtle walking down the sidewalk in the 90s and promptly named him Gamera. Unfortunately Gamera met his match much later when he went up against a heavily fumigated cricket: 'Gamera vs. Cricketzilla'. (:0
May 11, 2008 Subject:
destroy all the planets
This is a very good movie, but my opinion. I like Godzilla movies.